Long retired as the Giant's mascot, The Crazy Crab now serves up sandwiches in the shack behind the scoreboard at AT&T Park—crab sandwiches, to be exact. Which is pretty morbid when you start to think about it. But if I could make $15.50 a sandwich, and have people lining up in droves for the toasted, buttery, crabby goodness, I'd turn on my own kind too, I suppose. The line might be look a bit daunting but it moves along steadily, so don't be deterred. After finishing my delicious sandwich, I almost wanted to get back in line for another. Now who's the crazy one?

: "Forget the homer...We want Crazy Crab'z!"